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You Might Be A Lawyer If….

You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

When your wife says “I love you,” you cross-examine her.

(source: http://www.ahajokes.com/law091.html)

aarghhhh…..boredom took a toll on me today 😦

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8 Tugon so far »

  1. 1

    jude said,

    dapat nagtext ka na lang dude para nag-heineken tayo. ano sasama ka ba sa tuesday? kita-kits na lang.

  2. 2

    dec said,

    ganun? bored ka nga! 🙂 take care kuya!

  3. 3

    brutus said,

    korny dude! 🙂

  4. 4

    nona said,

    hi hi hi. ganito ka pala pag bored, corny ang jokes. kelan na yung siomai day? miss u po.

  5. 5

    jinggoy said,

    heineken time na!!!!! tara na pre. tama na yang mga babae na yan. amp inuman na!

  6. 6

    yang said,

    ay ang corny hi hi hi. kumusta na? hope you are feeling better na. take care lex. God bless.

  7. 7

    badoodles said,

    pag ang magiging panganay ko ay lalake, consti ipapangalan ko. pag babae naman oblicon.

  8. 8

    brokenman said,

    @jude, sige next time text kita. salamat dude

    @dec, oo cuz, bored na bored ako when i made this entry

    @brutus, oo nga eh.

    @nona, lagi ka namang busy eh 😦

    @jinggoy, wala ka bang session sa senado? bwehehehe.

    @yang, kumusta? God bless

    @badoodles, ha ha ha. oks yan 🙂 ganda ng mga pangalan.


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